100+ Genius Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions Perfect For Any Pic (2024)

Love is in the air, and Valentine's Day is quickly approaching. Whether you’re planning on spending it with your partner, your besties, or having some well-deserved alone time, you'll be taking a ton of pics to commemorate the big occasion. Here, we have the best Instagram captions for all of your posts.

Cute Captions

• "I'll love you forever and always."
• "Still crushing on you after all this time."
• "So many of my smiles begin with you."
• "Love, kisses, and Valentine’s wishes."
• "You’re not my number one, you’re my only one."
• "Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?"
• "Forever the PB to my J."
• "Life is better when we're going through it together."
• "I only have heart eyes for you."
• "Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." — Franklin P. Jones
• "It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves." — John Bulwer
• "You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." — Dr. Seuss
• "We are most alive when we’re in love."
• "A true love story never ends."
• "Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you."
• "If paper valentines were still a thing, I'd give mine to you."
• "I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time." — Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor and Park
• "I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things." — John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
• "And suddenly, all the love songs were about you." – Unknown
  
• "On cloud 9 with my Valentine."
• "You’re my favorite blanket stealer!"

Pop Culture Captions

• "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." —The Notebook
• "To me, you are perfect." — Love Actually
• "And although she had never been in a relationship, or even in, like, love, she imagined spending the rest of her life with her." — Euphoria
• "Some people are worth melting for." — Frozen
• "I’m always happy to be the Pam to your Jim." — The Office
• "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." — Moulin Rouge
• "You’re my lobster." — Friends
• "I love you and I like you." — Parks and Recreation
• "Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours." — Gossip Girl
• "I'm looking at you and my heart loves the view." — High School Musical 3

Funny Captions

• "I think about you more than I think about food and honestly... that's a lot."
• "I like you even more than chocolate."
• "If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you."
• "I hope you become my emergency contact person one day."
• "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."— Elizabeth Evans
• "You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with."
• "Every pizza me loves every pizza you."
• "Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you."
• "I've been struck by Cupid's arrow."
• "Am I doing this Valentine’s thing right?"
• "What in carnation!"
• "Ovaries before brovaries <3."

Love Puns

• “You’re a hole-in-one.”
• “We mermaid for each other.”
• “I’ve got my ion you.”
• “You must be glue, because I am sticking with you.”
• “Your sweater must be made out of boyfriend/girlfriend material.”
• “I glove you, and I’m so s’mitten.”

Single AF Captions

• "It's date night. Table of one."
• "Today is all about me, myself and I."
• "Spending time with my loves aka my Animal Crossing villagers."
• "Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow."
• "Happy Valentine's Day to me, my cat, and my box of chocolates."
• "Valentine's Day sucks, but I don't."
• "Do your hair toss, check my nails. Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell." — Lizzo, 'Good as Hell'
• "I needed to lose you to love me." —Selena Gomez, 'Lose You to Love Me'
• "Shoutout to all my gals on Galentine’s Day."
• "I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow."
• "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" — RuPaul
• "Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes." — Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
• "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." — Charles M. Schulz
• "I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love: food."
• "Can't wait to spend Valentine's Day with my boyfriends—Ben & Jerry."
• "Thank you, next." — Ariana Grande, 'Thank U, Next'
• "Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress." — Kiera Cass
• "Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else." — Hailee Seinfeld, 'Love Myself'
• "I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself."— Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
• "I may be single, but I ain’t cynical."
• "Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it." —Nora Ephron
• "Oh, is today a holiday or something?"
• "Please Like this post, I need the validation today."

Food Captions

• “I’m your biggest flan.”
• “You’re one in a melon.”
• “I cannoli have eyes for you.”
• “You’re my everything bagel.”
• “Thanks for pudding up with me.”
• “I love you s’more every day.”
• “You’re the loaf of my life.”
• “Orange you glad I’m yours?”
• “You are tea-rrific.”
• “I’ll never dessert you.”

Song Captions

• "I should be over all the butterflies but I'm into you." — Paramore, 'Still Into You'
• "Just let me adore you like it's the only thing I'll ever do." — Harry Styles, 'Adore You'
• "I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend." — Jason Mraz, 'Lucky'
• "Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you." — The Beatles, 'Because'
• "All of me loves all of you." — John Legend, 'All of Me'
• "It's a love story, baby just say yes." — Taylor Swift, 'Love Story'
• "Got nothing but love for you, fall more in love every day, Valentine." — 5 Seconds of Summer, 'Valentine'
• "You were the song stuck in my head. Every song that I've ever loved." — Fall Out Boy, 'Favorite Record'
• "And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, 'cause you’re amazing, just the way you are." — Bruno Mars, 'Just the Way You Are'
• "One single thread of gold tied me to you." — Taylor Swift, 'Invisible String'
• "You were red and you liked me because I was blue." — Halsey, 'Colors'
• "I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always." — Zayn Malik, 'Pillowtalk'
• "Every day's your birthday and every night your Valentine." — Jeremih, 'Oui'
• "You are the best thing, that's ever been mine."— Taylor Swift, 'Mine'
• "Every time I see you baby I get lost. If I'm dreaming, baby, please don't wake me up."— Shawn Mendes, 'Fallin in You'

Animal-Related Captions

• “Iguana be your valentine.”
• “Slugs and kisses.”
• “You’re such a tweet-heart.”
• “You make my heart dinosaur.”
• “I’m so fawned of you, my deer.”
• “I find you ribbiting.”
• “Honey, you’re un-bee-leivable.”